ESET NOD32 V2.70, NOD32 ALTERNATIVE, JUST READ ME,UPDATED!
- Type:
- Applications > Windows
- Files:
- 3
- Size:
- 12.09 MB
- Tag(s):
- NOD32 ESET NOD32 v2.70 2.70.39 ANTI VIRUS BITCH WHORE SLUT alternative eset nod32 avast! 5
- Quality:
- +72 / -8 (+64)
- Uploaded:
- Nov 23, 2009
- By:
- fuwad84
[------------------------------SUPER SUPER UPDATE-------------------------------] Well bitches, its like my dad used to say "taking a shit feels best when its on a bitches chest". and right now that turd of truth is steaming away on the torso of reality. This is something I myself a proud pirate thought id never be saying and definitely thought id NEVER be doing. For you see bitches, I have not been using Eset for an entire week for the first time in 3+ years. Thats because I have found something better - like the first time getting a finger in the bum it feels so odd and strange but after a while you can't get anywhere with out it and cant even remember how things were before. Of course I'm referring to Avast! 5 free edition. You download it, click register, put what ever the hell you want and you have free a/v for an entire year until you have to re-register doing the same exact thing i just told you to do. Be sides having a MUUUUCH better detection rate than ESET this damn this is also HALF THE MOTHER FUCKING SIZE as far as ram usage goes! I thought at first it wasnt working, it only uses 16mb of ram on average. best part is no cracking, no hacking the damn thing has everything you'd ever need in a a/v with semi-firewall (or whatever that damn thing is) Dont take my brainwashed word for it, install it in your nearest virtual machine - or your moms computer when shes not home (and sent me photos of her) Its good enough for me and therefore its good enough for you! Now shut the fuck up, and get it before you meet the back of my hand! http://www.avast.com/free-antivirus-download Latez bitches! [--------------------------Just fucking do already--------------------------------] "My advise, don't get this piece of fecal matter" -jmb2012 VIP ``.-+shmmmNNNm/ :sNMMNNNNNmNNNNNNNs` sNMMMMMMMMNNNMMMNNNNm+. .shdNNMMMNNNNmmmmdmmNNMNNMNNs. +mNNmddddddddmddhhhhhyhdmNNNNNNd- .ydNmho+/+ossosssssssssyyyyhdmmNNNNy` `ydmds+//:::::///////++oossssyhddmNNNm/ :hhyo+/:::-------:::--:+ossssyyhdddmmmmh` `yhyo//::------------:::/+syhhyyhddmdmmmmy ohho+/::-----------:/::::/+oyhdmmmmmmmNmmmd- `ddyo/:::---.--:+oso+////+//++sydmNNNNNNmdmmh /hhsyyys+/-..--::::----::::/+/+oydmNNNNNdddm+ :y+/:--:+/-.---:///::/+/::-://+oyhdmhsshddmd- ++o+//+o:------+syhhy+::::::/++oyhoo/oyhhdmmy /+ydhyso-------:::::::::::://++osyso+/yddddms ://://+:--::------:::----:::/++ooso+/+sddhhds o:::/++-.--:::-----------::/+++oss++ooymmdhdo y///::++//++:----------::::/+++oso//+sdmmmhhdy` -h++/:://------------:::::////+oyhyhdNmmdmmddm` /hso::::-------:-:::::::::://oshdhmdNNmmmNddm- omdso++/+////////::-::--:::/+oyhNNNNMNmNmNNdd:/ ..... ydNyssss+os+:::::::::::::://oshmNNNNMNNNmNNNmsN- -/++oo////o `ddmms+++ooo///:::::::::::/+osydNNNNMNNNmmNNNNmNo -..-:o//++sy+//+- smmmmysss+////::::://::::/+oyhdNNNNNNNNNNNNNNmNmh :+///sho///+yyo+shyyddmoyMNNyo+///:::::://///+oyyyhmmmNNmdmNNmmmmmmNNm. .o/`-so////sd+//++ooyddmms+/ oMNMNh+++////////++syysooyddmmmdhmNmmmNNNNNNNo. :sooos+oo+/++hy++/+sdyyhhhhyssdNNNNMmhyysssyyyyyyso++ohddmdmmdmNNNNNNNNMMMN oys++/+:oso+oyms+:/ymo++//+ssmh/+ydmNNNNNmdhhyysoooosdmdddmNNNNNNmddhhddmmd `shso+oshdso+sdysssyddyo+/:::/oo++osoymmmdhyyyyoooosymdydmNNmdhyyssosssssyhyy+` :yhddhyyhddhdmhss++/+yhy+///://+ooo++shmdhyhysooossymhyhdhssoooooooooooossyhdy. /+yyhhdddyyyymNhyo++o++osys////+ossysoosyhhsooossssyysossooooooo+++++++oosyyhdh "SPIT OUT THAT CRACK PIPE YOU WHORE" =====================================REPOST======================================== Same shit as last time, only better. MUUUUUUCH BETTER! ==================================UPDATE 11.12.09================================= WILL WORK WITH 32 BIT VERSIONS OF WINDOWS 7, WILL BITCH JUS A LIL - IGNORE IT!!! ===================================Get Fucked====================================== Listen Bitches, How many of joo(you.../JEW) love fucking NOD32 antivirus but run piece of shit computers - er I mean older hardware, hard hehe, or mabe a netbook (dumass!) and although enjoy the warm, fuzzy protection of ESET hate the fact that it uses 64 MB of sweet, precious RAM on a regular basis? Well Fuckers this is your lucky day and mine assuming that cheap floozy calls me later. Introducing ESET NOD32 AntiVirus System which is pretty much like 3.0 only with a different interface. It uses the same definitions and the same engine. But rather than guzzling RAM the way your current gf guzzles other peoples mayonnaise (YEP she lied to you, the only extra buttery popcorn she had was one topped with semen), it only uses about half the resources yet offers the same protection(which is something you should consider wearing) . Now your probably saying to yourself (i know cuz im right behind you) well aren’t there other fucking NOD32 v2 uploads that don’t work for shit. And you'd be right, you motherfucker-cocksucker, actually I didn't even make either of these, what I did do is take 2 torrents, one with a known good installer but a bad patcher and another visa versa - and guess what I did next, and for once it does not involve your mother. So Shut the fuck up, download it, try it, fucking love and sex it up (after Im gone please). Heres a fucking description and fucking installations instructions. ==================DESCRPTION========================== ESET's NOD32 Key Features * ThreatSense« technology ? a single optimized Anti-Threat engine for analyzing code to identify malicious behavior, such as viruses, spyware, adware, phishing and more * Unprecedented heuristic analysis capable of discovering new malware threats as they emerge * Powerful virtual PC emulation technology enables unpacking and decryption of all types of archives and run-time packing * Protects at multiple infiltration points, including HTTP, POP3, SMTP and all local and removable media * Enhanced Rootkit Protection * Prevents infected files from being opened and executed, and warns on creation of infected files * Automatic execution on system startup * Supports multiple Terminal Server environments * Supports scanning of mapped network disks Changes in 2.70.39: This release fixes a stack overflow vulnerability which could allow arbitrary code execution. ThreatSense« technology ? a single optimized Anti-Threat engine for analyzing code to identify malicious behavior, such as viruses, spyware, adware, phishing and more Unprecedented heuristic analysis capable of discovering new malware threats as they emerge Powerful virtual PC emulation technology enables unpacking and decryption of all types of archives and run-time packing Protects at multiple infiltration points, including HTTP, POP3, SMTP and all local and removable media Enhanced Rootkit Protection Prevents infected files from being opened and executed, and warns on creation of infected files Automatic execution on system startup Supports multiple Terminal Server environments Supports scanning of mapped network disks ===================HOW TO INSTALL===================== - Install NOD32 - Select Typical Installation - During installation Push "Set update parameters later". - Dont`t reboot when installation complete. - Install NOD32 FiX v2.1.exe - Now restart PC and update that shit NIGGA. - Now you have NOD32 for a mere 16714589 days. Fucking Enjoy. MD5's FBD455F1CCD102AC012F94B4879416A0 NOD32.FiX.v2.2.exe F1FEC6B5208A0BE6E42C6813440806B9 NOD32.v2.70.39.Installer.exe 1AE31056E0D279B575E2199E1D5CCE18 READ ME 1st DUMASS.txt FUCK YEAH!!!! ================About Me=============================== Here I fucking am http://thepiratebay.ee/user/fuwad84/ FOR NOW! IF YOU FUCKING LIKE IT PLEASE SEED! If not THAN FUCK OFF! ========================SHOUT OUTS TO MY FAVORITE SHIT ON TPB==================== Since I'm noticing more and more people seeding this torrent I thought why not enlighten visitors with the various other great, light and simple to install programs that I put on nearly every computer that I work on. Keep in mind I wouldn't be giving a shout out to it if I didn't use it myself. ------------------ESET Smart Security Business Edition by HeartbuG---------------- Basically its the worlds greatest(and strangely enough lightest) combo firewall/antispam/antivirus suite and install's super f'in easy i've used it since july and it has yet to fail me. No need for key hunting and its as unintrusive as hell as best of all its uploaded by HeartbuG one of PirateBays best known crackers. https://thepiratebay.ee/torrent/4257661/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------Microsoft Office 2003 Lite by FalconFour-------------------- You know whats one thing I REALLY hate about most of the Office suites that you get off of this site? There mostly bloat ware, your downloading 300MB+ of shit you don't use. Think about it.. when was the last time you opened up groove or access and if you do use those programs than your probably a rich bastard who can afford the software anyway. Most of us only use 3 programs mabe four at the most -> Word, Excel, Powerpoint and mabe outlook(!?!) Well than this is the torrent for the majority of us who hate bloatware. Its one .exe about 70MB small and installs unattended in about 3 minutes. You get Word, Excel, Powerpoint, Outlook AND NOTHING ELSE!!! http://thepiratebay.ee/torrent/5129357/ Also If you want to open, save and edit 2007 .docx files Office Lite will work with Microsoft's compatibility patch which you can get here. http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyId=941B3470-3AE9-4AEE-8F43-C6BB74CD1466&displaylang=en ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------Macromedia Studio 8 With Working Keygen by Ronmarsden-------------- Ok for you web designers, flash cartoonists or photo editors out there - how many of you actually use Adobe bridge or both Photoshop AND Fireworks when there almost the same damn program!?! Im still on the theme of small is best and once again this is the case with Macromedia Studio 8, which comes with just Dreamweaver, Flash and Fireworks all the tools you ACTUALLY USE and no bloatware or shit that MUST update - works flawlessly https://thepiratebay.ee/torrent/4438534/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------WinRAR 3.80 Professional by Frezeone---------------------- I don't even need to give an intro to this wonderful filezipping program but will anyway. As far as compressing files go this is the jack of all traits can open and edit nearly any format known to man even opens .iso and other CD image files(but you can mount them with nero6) Best part as if it couldn't get any better - the installer is only 1 MB small!!! And it downloads in 25 seconds cuz theres like 1200 seeds of it, those numbers don't lie! https://thepiratebay.ee/torrent/4505441/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------Process Explorer by Mark Russinovich----------------------- No its not on the Piratebay but its a program I use in place of task manager. Its actually a program that will present in a very detailed listing ALL of the programs, processes, keys, threads ect. running on your computer including ones that try to hide them selves( this shouldn't be a problem if you get Eset) You can see how much resource its robbing from your computer. Like I said I wouldn't post it if I didn't use it. http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb896653.aspx ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------CCleaner by Piriform---------------------------- (i didnt write any of this but I TOTALLY AGREE a MUST GET!!!) CCleaner is a freeware system optimization, privacy and cleaning tool. It removes unused files from your system - allowing Windows to run faster and freeing up valuable hard disk space. It also cleans traces of your online activities such as your Internet history. Additionally it contains a fully featured registry cleaner. But the best part is that it's fast (normally taking less than a second to run) and contains NO Spyware or Adware! :) http://www.ccleaner.com/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last one for now Cuz im getting REALLY TIRED but I would like suggestions ----------------------------TinyXP Rev09 by eXPerience---------------------------- My favorite version of XP on ThePirateBay, it passes WGA has Service pack 3 slipp streamed into and includes everything you could ever need with XP and has worked with every bit of software ive ever installed that meant for XP. Not just only is the OS but you even get options as to how you want to install the OS and the iso its self is also a standalone boot disk that has a linux based back up incase you need to get online but your HD crashed. I could go on all day how great this OS but I'm tired and have to get up soon. Its the OS that I am using as im typing this - Ive used it since August and have not had a single problem with it and its so nice surfing Microsofts website for driver updates seeing as how it will pass WGA. https://thepiratebay.ee/torrent/4206516/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ATTENTION FIREFOX USERS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "CONGRATULATIONS YOU'VE WON A NEW YADDA YADDA" TIRED OF THAT? ME 2! SO I USE Adblock Plus FROM Wladimir Palant its an quick easy add-on for firefox (not ie sorry bitches) that lets you either manually block ads or subscribe to a shit list of well known ad servers. Ive been ad free at the pirate bay for a week now, I put it on all my friends computers...cept that one whore who ALWAYS makes me wear a rubber - I fucking hate those things. http://adblockplus.org/en/ GET IT NOW AND STOP WEARING A RUBBER ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------Sandboxie v3.38--------------------------------- Tired of dealing with rogue software, spyware and malware? Spent too many hours removing unsolicited software? Worried about clicking unfamiliar Web links? Try Sandboxie! Introducing Sandboxie: Sandboxie runs your programs in an isolated space which prevents them from making permanent changes to other programs and data in your computer. Sandboxie lets you browse the Web securely while keeping all your browser's functionality for active content. Sandboxie requires neither the disabling nor blocking of functions available to Web sites through the browser nor the wearing of protection before sexual intercourse with a meth addicted floozy. it should be in every pirates tool bag, NUGGA! http://thepiratebay.ee/torrent/4918844/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------ConvertXtoDVD-------------------------------------- Yeah I know I've been telling yall to use some other freeware bullshit for converting video files to DVD's, well now I say fuck that. ConvertXtoDVD is a tool to convert and burn your internet movie files to video DVD. Backup and transfer your movies to DVD and enjoy watching them on any home DVD player. It is a all in one video conversion and burning application. Also its fast as hell and lite as shit. So get your fix before the candy shop closes. http://thepiratebay.ee/torrent/4615339/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ==============================Ill be adding more soon============================== Please make your own suggestions as well - I love discovering cool software!
whodafuc gave me a -1, I don even have any mutherfucking comments yet...besides me!
this version of nod32 is what i use as well and it rocks hardcore. believe it.
good call on TinyXP. i cannot believe how much it rules.
good call on TinyXP. i cannot believe how much it rules.
k-kid,
I guess I will =-(. It's really the only way to get hits on here though, especially when people want light, simple to use alternatives to heavier newer software. *shrugs.
Hey how do I become an admin, theres a TON of people on here I wanna fuck with - I MEAN...I wish to serve the piratebay community.
I guess I will =-(. It's really the only way to get hits on here though, especially when people want light, simple to use alternatives to heavier newer software. *shrugs.
Hey how do I become an admin, theres a TON of people on here I wanna fuck with - I MEAN...I wish to serve the piratebay community.
oscarhummel,
Thank you very much for your kind nice words. I love you.
Thank you very much for your kind nice words. I love you.
This is the best non-system hawg Virus SW out there. Thanks for the upload!!
jihad_joe,
Praise Allah joe, for Dec. 2012 will be here soon enough, ehem you might say I've gotten a hold of some enriched 'coffee' with a cobolt mug.
Praise Allah joe, for Dec. 2012 will be here soon enough, ehem you might say I've gotten a hold of some enriched 'coffee' with a cobolt mug.
@k-kid AND @fuwad84:
This is in reference to your comment:
"Stop all your self-promoting spams on others uploads if you don't wish to get banned".
WOULD YOU PLEASE BE SO KIND TO EXPLAIN THIS "VIOLATION OF RULES" THAT COULD RESULT IN A "BAN"?
This is important to me (and should be to others as well) since most of us TPB users enjoy the service & don't want to wind up BANNED!
I ask for clarity here because I don't see anything really wrong with this post. (well, I CAN see how some might take offense to the style and language used here, but it don't bother me none, plus how many old "Grannies" really visit this site?).
As for the "self-promoting spams on others uploads", I just don't see anything wrong here!
First of all, "fuwad84" clearly states:
"SHOUT OUTS TO MY FAVORITE SHIT ON TPB"
"(i didn't write any of this but I TOTALLY AGREE a MUST GET!!!)"
"Keep in mind I wouldn't be giving a shout out to it if I didn't use it myself."
THOSE STATEMENTS MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR (to me) THAT THESE ARE LINKS TO OTHER PEOPLES RELEASES and although the descriptions might be "colored" with fuwad84's "Style", I don't see any other "Self-Promoting" offenses. In fact, other than stating that he uses and recommends these programs, I find no other personal references here.
IS IT REALLY WRONG TO SAY:
"HERE'S A LINK TO SOMEONE ELSE'S RELEASE THAT I REALLY LIKE & FIND VALUABLE"?
OR:
Is it just wrong to post any links here?
What DOES bother me a whole lot is that there are SO MANY glory-seeking fools that steal other folks releases, re-pack them (or just rename them) and then post 'em as their OWN!
Apparently, there are those who go to great lengths to change enough shit to make it APPEAR to be different - when it's NOT, and then again, there are lots of simple-minded slugs who think that just RENAMING other releases is good enough - AND THEY ARE GETTING AWAY WITH IT WAY TOO MUCH!
SHOULDN'T YOU BE WARNING (AND BANNING) THESE GUYS?
Once again, if you can explain exactly what is wrong with this post, I would greatly appreciate it... I certainly wouldn't want to get BANNED over a simple misunderstanding of the rules here.
THANKS!
=doubl?dg?=
ps: I neither know or am affiliated/associated with "fuwad84" in any way. I've written this in his defense as an unbiased observer.
This is in reference to your comment:
"Stop all your self-promoting spams on others uploads if you don't wish to get banned".
WOULD YOU PLEASE BE SO KIND TO EXPLAIN THIS "VIOLATION OF RULES" THAT COULD RESULT IN A "BAN"?
This is important to me (and should be to others as well) since most of us TPB users enjoy the service & don't want to wind up BANNED!
I ask for clarity here because I don't see anything really wrong with this post. (well, I CAN see how some might take offense to the style and language used here, but it don't bother me none, plus how many old "Grannies" really visit this site?).
As for the "self-promoting spams on others uploads", I just don't see anything wrong here!
First of all, "fuwad84" clearly states:
"SHOUT OUTS TO MY FAVORITE SHIT ON TPB"
"(i didn't write any of this but I TOTALLY AGREE a MUST GET!!!)"
"Keep in mind I wouldn't be giving a shout out to it if I didn't use it myself."
THOSE STATEMENTS MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR (to me) THAT THESE ARE LINKS TO OTHER PEOPLES RELEASES and although the descriptions might be "colored" with fuwad84's "Style", I don't see any other "Self-Promoting" offenses. In fact, other than stating that he uses and recommends these programs, I find no other personal references here.
IS IT REALLY WRONG TO SAY:
"HERE'S A LINK TO SOMEONE ELSE'S RELEASE THAT I REALLY LIKE & FIND VALUABLE"?
OR:
Is it just wrong to post any links here?
What DOES bother me a whole lot is that there are SO MANY glory-seeking fools that steal other folks releases, re-pack them (or just rename them) and then post 'em as their OWN!
Apparently, there are those who go to great lengths to change enough shit to make it APPEAR to be different - when it's NOT, and then again, there are lots of simple-minded slugs who think that just RENAMING other releases is good enough - AND THEY ARE GETTING AWAY WITH IT WAY TOO MUCH!
SHOULDN'T YOU BE WARNING (AND BANNING) THESE GUYS?
Once again, if you can explain exactly what is wrong with this post, I would greatly appreciate it... I certainly wouldn't want to get BANNED over a simple misunderstanding of the rules here.
THANKS!
=doubl?dg?=
ps: I neither know or am affiliated/associated with "fuwad84" in any way. I've written this in his defense as an unbiased observer.
Is this really the same as version 3? Or version 4 ?
DaftThatPunk,
same engine, different interface - NICE FUCKING A/V!
same engine, different interface - NICE FUCKING A/V!
Okay, I like, It doesn't bother me at all. But ima go back to Version 4, I need a firewall.
vagg,
WHAT!?!?! You only have 45000 years left on your trail version. DAMN IT, I musta done something wrong then. Well I sure hope someone tells the ape people that they will have to go out and buy AV software after 47000 CE...or reinstall it.
WHAT!?!?! You only have 45000 years left on your trail version. DAMN IT, I musta done something wrong then. Well I sure hope someone tells the ape people that they will have to go out and buy AV software after 47000 CE...or reinstall it.
DOES NOT WORK FOREVER!!! THE SYSTEM INFORMATION IS STILL REPORTING 16714470 DAYS BUT IN ORDER TO UPDATE IT NOW REQUIRES A USERNAME AND PASSWORD.
I reinstalled it and it works again for now....ESET is probably patching this trial work around so i dont expect it to work forever
yeah I know everyone, dont freak jus yet. Eset tends to do this every now and than. After like a few days or so they let you update that shit again.
I've taken a look into it a bit further, seems like some versions will still update just fine others won't.
My Advise: let it update entirely on its own. If it doesn't update like after a whole week than restart your computer. If that doesn't work than re-run the patcher and restart your computer.
Like I said every so often Esets update servers do some funky shit that they think will help them rid the pirates. After a few days they give up after lots and lots of legit customers complain that they can no longer update...and thus a pirate is born.
My Advise: let it update entirely on its own. If it doesn't update like after a whole week than restart your computer. If that doesn't work than re-run the patcher and restart your computer.
Like I said every so often Esets update servers do some funky shit that they think will help them rid the pirates. After a few days they give up after lots and lots of legit customers complain that they can no longer update...and thus a pirate is born.
jmb2012 at 2009-12-22 17:43 CET:
My advice, don't get this outdated piece of fecal matter.
Remember kids if a green skull said it, no matter how arrogant, than it must be true. After all fetching blacklisted keys every 3 days or so is waaaaay better than doing...NOTHING!
the fix is automatically quarantined by my AV- avira. scanned with virustotal, :(
peegee23,
gee really an A/V trail patch showing up as a virus according to various virus makers..hmmm. Anyway sounds like you have an anti-virus anyway. Jus saying.
No seriously, why don't you actually try it out in sandbox or something first. Sorry, I don't like dealing with fucking retards - I don't even know why I upload things anymore.
Merry fucking X-mas btw.
gee really an A/V trail patch showing up as a virus according to various virus makers..hmmm. Anyway sounds like you have an anti-virus anyway. Jus saying.
No seriously, why don't you actually try it out in sandbox or something first. Sorry, I don't like dealing with fucking retards - I don't even know why I upload things anymore.
Merry fucking X-mas btw.
ty ty worked great np on install easy as pie !!!
thank you, works very nicely. :)
Hey Fuwad, so I chose to DL this version instead of JMB's one since it sounds more hassle free. Only problem when I DL it, McAfee finds Generic.dx Trojan and removes it right away.
Do you know what this is about? I understand McAfee isn't the best out there, it just came as free subscription. But I know NOD32 is great, anyhow let me know what the deal is with the trojan, cause right now I am at a pause as to what to do with this file. Thanks!
Do you know what this is about? I understand McAfee isn't the best out there, it just came as free subscription. But I know NOD32 is great, anyhow let me know what the deal is with the trojan, cause right now I am at a pause as to what to do with this file. Thanks!
Dear fuwad84
My 'PB' version of AVG8 recentlywent tits up - and came across your upload. Never used Nod before but it seems to be doing what it says on the tin!
Thank You.
My 'PB' version of AVG8 recentlywent tits up - and came across your upload. Never used Nod before but it seems to be doing what it says on the tin!
Thank You.
To all downloading this, I did some research into the Generic.dx Trojan, that was detected by AVG when I tried to DL this.
It's recognized as a malicious threat that compromises your privacy, a Tech Forum said that it's best not to do any banking/personal info online when this is detected.
So sorry Fuwad, I am not trying to screw you over, but unless you can clarify this matter, everyone should stay away from this download.
It's recognized as a malicious threat that compromises your privacy, a Tech Forum said that it's best not to do any banking/personal info online when this is detected.
So sorry Fuwad, I am not trying to screw you over, but unless you can clarify this matter, everyone should stay away from this download.
Just a correction, I don't have AVG, I have McAfee which detected the Generic.dx Trojan on this file.
Dear Dakwonju,
Thank you for downloading and trying Eset Nod32. As for the issues you've described, there are significant things you should know before posting.
First, Generic.dx is not actually a virus rather its the A/V industry's way of picking on so called 'hack ware'. Notice the name its self as proof.
Second most A/V software will detect the NOD32fix.reg file as a 'malware' but a 'hack tool' more specifically. If I was running an A/V company why wouldn't I list a patch that gives you unlimited updates as bad.
I've listed the virustotal upload file and you'll notice that by both NOD32 and another company its listed as a 'hackA/V'
http://www.virustotal.com/analisis/196f76d058b21c1e23c28d4c71a4736cb0be5d9be54e24340ebb351dfcf3e8eb-1252553051
Third, sounds to me like you have sufficient A/V software as is, you clearly rely on it more so than anything else, even when its obviously lying to you.
Finally, Thank you for all your hard work, however please to refrain from posting anymore comments as they are not needed, misguiding and stupid.
Thank you
-fuwad84
P.S. Shut the fuck up
Thank you for downloading and trying Eset Nod32. As for the issues you've described, there are significant things you should know before posting.
First, Generic.dx is not actually a virus rather its the A/V industry's way of picking on so called 'hack ware'. Notice the name its self as proof.
Second most A/V software will detect the NOD32fix.reg file as a 'malware' but a 'hack tool' more specifically. If I was running an A/V company why wouldn't I list a patch that gives you unlimited updates as bad.
I've listed the virustotal upload file and you'll notice that by both NOD32 and another company its listed as a 'hackA/V'
http://www.virustotal.com/analisis/196f76d058b21c1e23c28d4c71a4736cb0be5d9be54e24340ebb351dfcf3e8eb-1252553051
Third, sounds to me like you have sufficient A/V software as is, you clearly rely on it more so than anything else, even when its obviously lying to you.
Finally, Thank you for all your hard work, however please to refrain from posting anymore comments as they are not needed, misguiding and stupid.
Thank you
-fuwad84
P.S. Shut the fuck up
LOL ok, well at least we cleared it up since others might be wondering the same when they download it. So really you should thank me for that in the very least.
After what you said, I looked up win32/hackAV.G and it seems that it is as you said, it's them detecting the fix as a virus or hackware. And that it's not harmful. Like I said, hopefully now people will recognize this post and will not ask the same question again.
Thanks.
P.S. Fuck You Too =P
After what you said, I looked up win32/hackAV.G and it seems that it is as you said, it's them detecting the fix as a virus or hackware. And that it's not harmful. Like I said, hopefully now people will recognize this post and will not ask the same question again.
Thanks.
P.S. Fuck You Too =P
Dakwonju,
....
My nigga.
....
My nigga.
fuwad84,
Hey u somuma-byotch. imma need your dumb ass to repost this or do some shit instead of fucking your lil sister. im a fan of your work and i tried installing this shit to my other laptop, but forgot to fuckin uninstall macafee and it deleted the damn fix. So please get off ya couch with ya lazy ass and repost this shit cuz it aint working anymore and ill seed this stupid shit for you.
Hey u somuma-byotch. imma need your dumb ass to repost this or do some shit instead of fucking your lil sister. im a fan of your work and i tried installing this shit to my other laptop, but forgot to fuckin uninstall macafee and it deleted the damn fix. So please get off ya couch with ya lazy ass and repost this shit cuz it aint working anymore and ill seed this stupid shit for you.
c_murdah23,
Listen, fucking my sisters hot hot ass takes priority to your stupid ass crap anti-virus you bought at Officemax while getting sucked off by the gimp toothless manager that works there, tell Don I said hi btw.
Listen, fucking my sisters hot hot ass takes priority to your stupid ass crap anti-virus you bought at Officemax while getting sucked off by the gimp toothless manager that works there, tell Don I said hi btw.
SCTV83,
Yo Mon, why ya gotto harsh my buzz?
Yo Mon, why ya gotto harsh my buzz?
k-kid at 2010-01-20 15:26 CET:
@doubledge
user fuwad84 has been cross-linking his torrents from other trusted/vip uploads.
user fuwad84 has been cross-linking his torrents from other trusted/vip uploads.
k-kid,
cross linking my ass! I'm just informing visitors of popular torrents that show up first on searches and on top 100 lists of better alternatives to many popular software choices. Such as this guy right here. Why on earth would you want to dedicate yourself to looking for keys EVERY FUCKING DAY when you can get the same protection with my Nod32 and simpley install it and FORGET IT! Why the fuck not?
cross linking my ass! I'm just informing visitors of popular torrents that show up first on searches and on top 100 lists of better alternatives to many popular software choices. Such as this guy right here. Why on earth would you want to dedicate yourself to looking for keys EVERY FUCKING DAY when you can get the same protection with my Nod32 and simpley install it and FORGET IT! Why the fuck not?
Oi cock stain, at least credit the cunts who were behind the NOD32FIX, ya know the ol saying, "Credit Where Credit Is Due", dont just go plastering ur name all over the NOD32 FIX when undoubtedly "nsane" are the real people behind it. The Scene is the l33t and this is why they hate p2p fagz.
Besides that, thanks for the up :)
Besides that, thanks for the up :)
bseos,
OK cock stain eater why don't you fucking READ THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION! I fucking say there that I didn't make EITHER of them.
"I didn't even
make either of these, what I did do is take 2 torrents, one with a known
good installer but a bad patcher and another visa versa - and guess
what I did next, and for once it does not involve your mother.
"
What I am doing is taking credit for what I just said I did and tell your mom that she raised some dumbass kids.
OK cock stain eater why don't you fucking READ THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION! I fucking say there that I didn't make EITHER of them.
"I didn't even
make either of these, what I did do is take 2 torrents, one with a known
good installer but a bad patcher and another visa versa - and guess
what I did next, and for once it does not involve your mother.
"
What I am doing is taking credit for what I just said I did and tell your mom that she raised some dumbass kids.
understandable. All im saying is don't "plaster" ur name all over the "Fix" installer, that is all.
Other wise i totally understand where your coming from and that.. is totally fine with me.
Other wise i totally understand where your coming from and that.. is totally fine with me.
bseos,
hey you know whats REALLY not 1337 here on TPB, people how bitch about minor things in torrents for reasons that really have nothing to do with the torrents themselves yet dont update any of there own, yeah thats REALLY helping the 'sceane'.
GTFO lil BSer-os.
hey you know whats REALLY not 1337 here on TPB, people how bitch about minor things in torrents for reasons that really have nothing to do with the torrents themselves yet dont update any of there own, yeah thats REALLY helping the 'sceane'.
GTFO lil BSer-os.
taking undue credit isn't a fuckin minor thing u slapper and its got everything to do with this torrent ya fucktard.
And helping the scene would mean for all their released shit to be pulled off sites like this u whore guzzling cum bucket, so then what r u gonna rebrand n pass off for yourself?! HUH!!
So go have a pull n chill ya whacked out fuck. u got no clue.
And helping the scene would mean for all their released shit to be pulled off sites like this u whore guzzling cum bucket, so then what r u gonna rebrand n pass off for yourself?! HUH!!
So go have a pull n chill ya whacked out fuck. u got no clue.
oh, and u might wanna include the NOD32 FiX 2.3.2 by B-effect (built off nsanes' 2.2), nsanes' one is randomly shittting itself
Oh so is that why you don't have any torrents?
also, damn right im a slapper - a COCK slapper, NOW ON YOUR KNEES BITCH! I'll get that credit one way or the other!
fuwad84 your 1 rude prick u should be dick slapped and then banned from tpb
Time Module Event User
30/03/2010 23:42:34 PM Update Function: DownloadAuthorization, parameters: , return value: 401
30/03/2010 23:42:34 PM Update Update attempt failed (Incorrect username or password.)
any assistance would be appreciated furwad i know that the old one u had used to work for me and then seemed to stop working so i downloaded this version and it seems to be the same problem of not updating :( help
30/03/2010 23:42:34 PM Update Function: DownloadAuthorization, parameters: , return value: 401
30/03/2010 23:42:34 PM Update Update attempt failed (Incorrect username or password.)
any assistance would be appreciated furwad i know that the old one u had used to work for me and then seemed to stop working so i downloaded this version and it seems to be the same problem of not updating :( help
2.7 has stopped working with the fix.
I've installed NOD32 2.7 on 10+ PC:s and now it's asking about user and password.
And yes, i tried to reinstall. Same shit, and now there is no good crack/patch to any NOD32.
(For Win7 64bit)
I've installed NOD32 2.7 on 10+ PC:s and now it's asking about user and password.
And yes, i tried to reinstall. Same shit, and now there is no good crack/patch to any NOD32.
(For Win7 64bit)
relax and give it like a day or so, like I said ESET does this shit once in a while and than for some unknown reason they give up. Just let it update on its own.
and if it still doesn't try setting the update server as "http://nod32.nod325.com" you might have to temporarily disable Internet Monitor or NOD32 all together. Good luck.
i have temporarily updated the virus from a website by adding my own password but it only seems to last like a week at a time which is very annoying =( hoping i will just have to stop adding a pass eventually and it auto updates again on its own =/ i have trust in the fuwad everything else he vouches pretty much compares to a blowjob GREAT
Compton856,
....wow kid you're an idiot-I MEAN-Good for you!
hmmm yeah checkn it out now, if it still dont werk go click on update>setup>sever list> click on add and when it asks you paste in http://nod32.nod325.com as a new server than hit OK. basically your setting up that server as your update server. I'm not gonna lie I hate the idea of getting pirated anti-virus updates from a rogue Chinese server so try to keep an updated version of malware on hand at all times, jus incase.
If that don't work try Finders nod32 3.0 its a bit heavier but it works well
http://thepiratebay.ee/torrent/4370069
good luck, dumass.
....wow kid you're an idiot-I MEAN-Good for you!
hmmm yeah checkn it out now, if it still dont werk go click on update>setup>sever list> click on add and when it asks you paste in http://nod32.nod325.com as a new server than hit OK. basically your setting up that server as your update server. I'm not gonna lie I hate the idea of getting pirated anti-virus updates from a rogue Chinese server so try to keep an updated version of malware on hand at all times, jus incase.
If that don't work try Finders nod32 3.0 its a bit heavier but it works well
http://thepiratebay.ee/torrent/4370069
good luck, dumass.
bulletzz74 at 2010-04-08 01:56 CET:
Hilarious...oh and nice Tags
Iazaroff and everyone else
Well bitches, its like my dad used to say "taking a shit feels best when its on a bitches chest". and right now that turd of truth is steaming away on the torso of reality.
This is something I myself a proud pirate thought id never be saying and definitely thought id NEVER be doing. For you see bitches, I have not been using Eset for an entire week for the first time in 3+ years. Thats because I have found something better - like the first time getting a finger in the bum it feels so odd and strange but after a while you can't get anywhere with out it and cant even remember how things were before.
Of course I'm referring to Avast! 5 free edition. You download it, click register, put what ever the hell you want and you have free a/v for an entire year until you have to re-register doing the same exact thing i just told you to do. Be sides having a MUUUUCH better detection rate than ESET this damn this is also HALF THE MOTHER FUCKING SIZE as far as ram usage goes! I thought at first it wasnt working, it only uses 16mb of ram on average. best part is no cracking, no hacking the damn thing has everything you'd ever need in a a/v with semi-firewall (or whatever that damn thing is)
Dont take my brainwashed word for it, install it in your nearest virtual machine - or your moms computer when shes not home (and sent me photos of her)
Its good enough for me and therefore its good enough for you! Now shut the fuck up, and get it before you meet the back of my hand!
http://www.avast.com/free-antivirus-download
Latez bitches!
Well bitches, its like my dad used to say "taking a shit feels best when its on a bitches chest". and right now that turd of truth is steaming away on the torso of reality.
This is something I myself a proud pirate thought id never be saying and definitely thought id NEVER be doing. For you see bitches, I have not been using Eset for an entire week for the first time in 3+ years. Thats because I have found something better - like the first time getting a finger in the bum it feels so odd and strange but after a while you can't get anywhere with out it and cant even remember how things were before.
Of course I'm referring to Avast! 5 free edition. You download it, click register, put what ever the hell you want and you have free a/v for an entire year until you have to re-register doing the same exact thing i just told you to do. Be sides having a MUUUUCH better detection rate than ESET this damn this is also HALF THE MOTHER FUCKING SIZE as far as ram usage goes! I thought at first it wasnt working, it only uses 16mb of ram on average. best part is no cracking, no hacking the damn thing has everything you'd ever need in a a/v with semi-firewall (or whatever that damn thing is)
Dont take my brainwashed word for it, install it in your nearest virtual machine - or your moms computer when shes not home (and sent me photos of her)
Its good enough for me and therefore its good enough for you! Now shut the fuck up, and get it before you meet the back of my hand!
http://www.avast.com/free-antivirus-download
Latez bitches!
lol... I can't belive i just spent so much time reading posts on a torrent im not even going to download xD Oh and fuck avast =o
TeamPS at 2011-03-23 12:14 CET:
I fucking love your humour man xD
Oh, and btw, this is ronmarsden, I had my username changed :P
Oh, and btw, this is ronmarsden, I had my username changed :P
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